I solve sports volume 2: baseball

1-Eliminate the DH.
2-Allow home team to set height of pitcher's mound from between 10"-15" at teh beginning of the year. No changes allowed after the first game.
3-Hard salary cap set at 60% average of all teams adjusted net income.
4-sport fixed.

I solve sports volume 1: soccer

1-Decrease goal width from 24' to 18'. Increase height to 9' from 8'.
2-Eliminate traditional offside rule to version of hockey's rule. Offsides occurs when player enters offensive zone (18 yard line) before ball.
3-Sport is fixed.

I am neglectful, and I don't listen

It's been forever

Dear Uncle Kyle,

Tell us about Africa! Also, don't tell us you're finally getting seriously with your life.

Curiously,
Suds

I'm going to be gone for a little bit

Don't wait up for me, I'll be in Africa.

This could go on Forever

Moffths

I have these tiny moffths in the house and they bug me, Haha.
I am not fond of them, but don't want to look them up on the web because it will probably tell me they are shit moths, and I have them because I don't wash my shoes or some crap. Maybe because I eat too much non-vegan food.
They are dumb and I keep smashing them. It's about time to get some poison or whatever.

Latest Thought

One of these is great, the other is really not good at all.


If I were to ever meet the man who invented the regular screwdriver, I would punch him. Man, the regular sucks.