dreams are the thoughts of kings

Last night I had a dream where I was watching America's Funniest Home Videos. The winning video was of a man with the Downs. He had become a policeman and was conducting a raid on a home. He ran down the porch with one of those hand held battering rams, and swung at the door but missed. He ran smack dab into the door and the door knob hit him right in the crotch. The camera then showed reaction shots of the audience.