Flavor of urinary phobia.
Two things.
1. Just caught a blub of a show about the women from both seasons of Flavor of Love on VH1. Yes, I said BOTH seasons...I totally forgot their were two seasone of this nonsense (that I watched) until the women had to describe which one they came from. This along with the never ending deluge of crap news makes me actually think society could be fracturing...and I am right in tow.
2. I am calling for the end of men using stalls to piss in public restrooms. I am sick of having to conduct a detail job of every toilet I attempt to use. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MEN THAT CANNOT USE A URINAL!? How many times have I been pissing at 1 of 5 urinals in a restroom with all others available, and some fool enters and has to use a stall. You are all pussies! If you cannot urinate in semi-public, don't enter the public. All you do is ruin my valuable public shit experiences. Anyways... of what are you afraid?
1. Just caught a blub of a show about the women from both seasons of Flavor of Love on VH1. Yes, I said BOTH seasons...I totally forgot their were two seasone of this nonsense (that I watched) until the women had to describe which one they came from. This along with the never ending deluge of crap news makes me actually think society could be fracturing...and I am right in tow.
2. I am calling for the end of men using stalls to piss in public restrooms. I am sick of having to conduct a detail job of every toilet I attempt to use. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MEN THAT CANNOT USE A URINAL!? How many times have I been pissing at 1 of 5 urinals in a restroom with all others available, and some fool enters and has to use a stall. You are all pussies! If you cannot urinate in semi-public, don't enter the public. All you do is ruin my valuable public shit experiences. Anyways... of what are you afraid?
posted by ajparrillo at 7:09 PM
2 Comments:
I totally missed this post.
Sorry.
I am one of those dudes that pisses in the stall. I have severe urinary tract infections, and it often takes me 10/15 minutes of standing there with nothing coming out before I can get a trickle. I use the stall b/c society treats me like a monster.
You are a monster...a lovable one. You, if this is true, are an exception to the rule...there cannot be that many UTIs around.
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