The guy who rides my bus.

There's this guy with a really bad toupee who works downtown. He's about 60 years old, and has this horrible rug that he has cut himself with scissors, probably while it's still on his head. The back of it is all hacked and uneven. He has a slightly dank odor and is usually a little dirty, but he's not homeless. Well he might be homeless, but he usually has clean shoes and for some reason wears really tight hipster pants and shirts, so I think he's just a crazy dirty old man.
He always waves goodbye to this baby on the bus that I think might be retarded. The baby is with its mom, so it's not his baby or nothing. The other day he got on the bus and hadn't zipped up his really tight pants and it was a bad sight since he was freebagging. He also looks like Clutch Cargo.


This is Clutch Cargo.


This is what the guy on the bus looks like.

Note: This photo is actually a retouched version of the original Clutch Cargo photo. I utilized the com-puter program called Photoshop to digitally alter the appearance of hair onto the cartoon figure.