Tuesday, February 13, 2007

TROOPS UNDERGOING TROOP WITHDRAWAL

BAGDAD, IRAQ-
Embedded sources from the BBC announced today that coalition forces currently stationed in Baghdad are undergoing severe Troop withdrawal resulting from the group’s 9 year hiatus from the music scene.
Special Agent George Hincapie noted that “I not only miss their grooves, and flash moves, but my Troop jacket is looking real ratty and it would be smooth if I could get a clean one for sure.”

Troop had been showcased on The Late Show with David Letterman, Soul Train, The Arsenio Hall Show, Showtime at the Apollo, and appeared in the feature film New Jack City singing a cappella. Additionally, the group appeared on the New Jack City soundtrack with Queen Latifah and Levert, in a medley featuring cover versions of The O'Jays' "For the Love of Money" and Stevie Wonder's "Living for the City". This tune is often viewed as the film's primary theme song.

Founding member Steve Russel’s dubbed singing in the recent oscar nominated movie Dreamgirls, has been reported to not quite make up for lack of new Troop releases.

“I wish they’d just admit they broke up, and spare me the agony of not knowing.” Remarked Staff Sergeant Stuart Kyrios.



File photo.



This story contains material previously released by Reuters.

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3 Comments:

Blogger The Cruise said...

I was just thinking about Mamacita, and the bad joke followed.
Sorry.

3:48 PM  
Blogger ajparrillo said...

Numbers 2 and 4 have lazy catfish eyes...like Stuart Scott.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Booya! As cool as the other side of the pillow!

5:59 PM  

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