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Spring League 2007 Predictions, by Ashish.
Who's going to take it this year?
Some things to think about:
Ma Bell captaining a team this year -- Much like the rest of his life, ma has
researched the ultimate strategy in picking his team. But the real question
is, how much sweat can a cotton t-shirt hold? Will this slow him down?
The return of Kyle -- Probably most famous for single-handedly deterring
an entire team from returning to SL, you have to wonder how being on a
team with XX and Freels will work out. One word: hilarious.
No poaching first night -- Does this mean that Pat V. can only go in on O
points?
Midgetron Unite -- be afraid. be very afraid.
ashish
eggplant
Who's going to take it this year?
Some things to think about:
Ma Bell captaining a team this year -- Much like the rest of his life, ma has
researched the ultimate strategy in picking his team. But the real question
is, how much sweat can a cotton t-shirt hold? Will this slow him down?
The return of Kyle -- Probably most famous for single-handedly deterring
an entire team from returning to SL, you have to wonder how being on a
team with XX and Freels will work out. One word: hilarious.
No poaching first night -- Does this mean that Pat V. can only go in on O
points?
Midgetron Unite -- be afraid. be very afraid.
ashish
eggplant
posted by T-Unit at 1:24 PM
5 Comments:
We have Merm and that's a guaranteed spot in the semis, so all we have left to work out is who the other 3 teams will be.
The no poaching rule is lame.
Week 1: "OK team, we can't do any zone so we'll have to teach you that later. Don't play off Shiv's dump even though you know he ain't gonna dump it. Also, don't help out on huck defense because you might get yelled at for poaching."
Week 2: "Welcome to Spring League bitch! If you don't already know zone, good luck. We couldn't teach you during the games that didn't count, and we don't want to teach you now that it means we might lose a game. How 'bout you just run around out there & we'll yell at you whenever you do something wrong, which will be all the time."
Need someone on your team to wear spandex & show no respect for anyone/anything? Freels is your man.
This might be the year that open players claim Spring League for their own.
"eggplant" is a derogatory term for blacks from the early twenties.
I will give my real predictions tommorrow after I see how some teams are made up. All I know is that I hate everyone on my team except for Deniro. All the other teams should look for me on their sidelines b/c I won't be spending much time on mine. I don't want Chachi in charge of meeeeeee.
Birdflag,
octaroon
Midgetron Unite -- be afraid. be very afraid.
I forgot to mention that you could put out a 4 midgetron line standing on each other's shoulders that wouldn't even be as tall as either sarah or robyn.
kyle, quit reading our playbook.
-ashish
Team Orange/Cone/Frisbee Club Seals.
Our team strategy is drunk. Our team spike is to drink beer.
Migetrons need to have a rule, like if you, as an opposing player, run out on the field between points, Jet a beer, the scream "Midgetron, Unite!" You have to pull from the united position (on someone's shoulders).
New league wide rule: Anyone who scores on Freels spikes on him. NO MATTER WHAT.
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