Hypotheticals
-WHAT TYPE OF FACIAL HAIR WOULD I HAVE TO GROW BEFORE LBOOGIE WOULD DUMP ME?
-BONUS: HOW MANY BEERS WOULD I HAVE TO AVERAGE A WEEK BEFORE SAME?
-EXTA SPECIAL BONUS: HOW MUCH WHISKEY WOULD IT TAKE?
-IF THE JETSONS* WAS REAL AND YOU COULD GET FOOD OUT OF A MACHINE WOULD YOU EAT IT?
*IF YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF A NERD, SUBSTITUTE STAR TREK FOR JETSONS.
-IF DABONE FINALLY SHAVED, WOULD HE LOOK LIKE HUCKLEBERRY HOUND?
-BONUS: HOW MANY BEERS WOULD I HAVE TO AVERAGE A WEEK BEFORE SAME?
-EXTA SPECIAL BONUS: HOW MUCH WHISKEY WOULD IT TAKE?
-IF THE JETSONS* WAS REAL AND YOU COULD GET FOOD OUT OF A MACHINE WOULD YOU EAT IT?
*IF YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF A NERD, SUBSTITUTE STAR TREK FOR JETSONS.
-IF DABONE FINALLY SHAVED, WOULD HE LOOK LIKE HUCKLEBERRY HOUND?
posted by The Cruise at 1:44 PM
3 Comments:
You would need to grow Mutton Chops, a French Fork, or Hulihee.
Beer: we know that she hasn't dumped you after drinking at least half a keg over a week's period of time, so I would have to say, somewhere in the vicinity of an entire keg over a week.
Whiskey: we know that she doesn't even dump you after drinking half a bottle in one night and then passing out at my house and she goes home alone, so I would say, 7 bottles of whiskey per week.
I'm substituting star trek, yes I would eat the food out of the replicator, but none of that synthehol shit.
Yes.
Neck beard.
1 beer. Poured on your neck beard.
Use whiskey as aftershave when closely shaving upper face. Result: dumped.
I can't eat, I thought of neck beards.
Only if it was a trim down to neck stubble.
Neck curtain for sure. It could be the new way to keep Portland weird too.
A sixer a night. Not so much for the drinking, but for the aftermath that it would leave behind day after day. Longevity over binging breaks them down.
No. Unless it was a full turkey dinner on a platter. Then yes.
I wish I could be as suave and have a swanky, slow drawl like Huckleberry Hound. Maybe it's all in the bowtie.
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