October First Week predictions.
1-Final standings:
Brass Monkey
Shazam
PersuaDer
RFBF
Whoreshack
Mischief
2-Sack will wear sandals at his wedding.
3-Eatin' ain't cheatin' and Beer ain't drinkin'.
-Mojo Nixon
4-Psychic got the shaft as far as pools go, that looks like the hardest games for the mid level teams. That bracket could go 3-0 for the winner, then 1 and 2 for everyone else. Monkeywrenches, man.
5-The Republicans will lose the House, but not the senate in the 2006 elections. Unfortunately the religious right will pass many unconstitutional measures regarding abortion notification, pornography and same sex marriages.
In 2008, the total mismanangement of pretty much everything will lead to landslide Democrat victorys in the House, Senate and Presidential races. With 3 sets working together, the fiscal reconstruction af America will be underway, with raised taxes, slight restructuring of social security, tightening of free trade, airline reformation, and a pullout from the middle east. 8 years of prosperity will follow, then all us dumbshits will say "hey if we're doing so good, why are our taxes so high?" Then in 2016 we'll elect some more evil fuckups who will bleed us dry for 12 years. Hopefully at this point I will have already died in a barfight at the Scoreboard, or moved to Denmark.
6-On October 2nd, I'll regret the things that slipped away.
On October 5th, I'll give my buddy Adam a call, bitch about sociological problems, then have a beer in absentia.
On October 7th, I'll run out of excuses and show up late.
7-Everybody needs something to believe, I believe I'll have another beer.
-Lee Ving
Brass Monkey
Shazam
PersuaDer
RFBF
Whoreshack
Mischief
2-Sack will wear sandals at his wedding.
3-Eatin' ain't cheatin' and Beer ain't drinkin'.
-Mojo Nixon
4-Psychic got the shaft as far as pools go, that looks like the hardest games for the mid level teams. That bracket could go 3-0 for the winner, then 1 and 2 for everyone else. Monkeywrenches, man.
5-The Republicans will lose the House, but not the senate in the 2006 elections. Unfortunately the religious right will pass many unconstitutional measures regarding abortion notification, pornography and same sex marriages.
In 2008, the total mismanangement of pretty much everything will lead to landslide Democrat victorys in the House, Senate and Presidential races. With 3 sets working together, the fiscal reconstruction af America will be underway, with raised taxes, slight restructuring of social security, tightening of free trade, airline reformation, and a pullout from the middle east. 8 years of prosperity will follow, then all us dumbshits will say "hey if we're doing so good, why are our taxes so high?" Then in 2016 we'll elect some more evil fuckups who will bleed us dry for 12 years. Hopefully at this point I will have already died in a barfight at the Scoreboard, or moved to Denmark.
6-On October 2nd, I'll regret the things that slipped away.
On October 5th, I'll give my buddy Adam a call, bitch about sociological problems, then have a beer in absentia.
On October 7th, I'll run out of excuses and show up late.
7-Everybody needs something to believe, I believe I'll have another beer.
-Lee Ving
posted by The Cruise at 1:22 PM
9 Comments:
"I also believe I will have another beer."
-Scotty (who just emailed the DJ at KEXP to request some Hot Buttered Rum bluegrass grooves on The Swinging Door radio show. KEXP rules.)
I also can't stop singing the theme song to The OC,
"California here we come. California!"
I think your first prediction is wrong. I think it will be Shazam over Brass.
Dump it to me early in the count, Scotty
Also, it's whor$hack because we're so money baby.
(as opposed to whoreshack).
And check out this sweet shot from Bil Elsinger:
www.pbase.com/elsinger/image/49222255
More annoying
vote: Whor$hack vs. Shazam or Yankees vs. Red Sox
Just kidding! I don't want Merm, McGee and Amy V. mad at me. They are cool. Anonymous, you are, too.
Word to Whor$hack. Keep Ellen and McGee in as much as you can!!!!!
Danimal
danimal I expected more out of your comment. don't ever say "just kidding" that's lame.
scotty, I agree. KEXP is very cool.
Ash, I have Kyle to put me down, so I don't need your crap! Shove it!
I can't believe your post - now, I'm mad at you, danimal.
At sectionals, some Whoreshack player (who will remain nameless) came up to me and bitched to me about spelling their team name wrong, then whined that "everyone spells our name wrong".
I just looked at them and didn't answer.
Maybe people spell the name wrong because they fucking made up a word, a word that not only has letters in it, it has symbols. They make up a word, with symbols, spell it wrong, then bitch at people?
Idiotic.
And to keep this equal opportunity, I'm pretty sure the old Shazam symbol was actually the silver age flash symbol and not the Captain Marvel symbol.
So in conclusion, I hope Beer Run wins everything.
I always figure your [mis]spelling of whor$hack is intentional, you pay too much attention to details to not know, for instance the large D in persuaDer didn't escape you.
"Hopefully at this point I will have already died in a barfight at the Scoreboard, or moved to Denmark." Don't know why, but I loved that.
Here's to denmark in 2028! hey, why not win your little barroom brawl and THEN skate off to denmark?!!
I just wanna take this fine opportunity to announce my new pseudonym...Please mind the spelling and include the divided by one hundred symbolicalism. Especially if you leave a voicemail. cause I won't call you back otherwise. That's right--I won't call you back!!
Now I'm off to bed. I can't believe I've missed Kyle's potty mouth...and by potty mouth I mean diarrhea of the typing hands.
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