So that new guy in town looks like this
If you missed Winter League, then you didn't meet him.
posted by The Cruise at 8:09 AM
Monday, January 23, 2006
If you missed Winter League, then you didn't meet him.
If you missed Winter League, then you didn't meet him.
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Being that new guy, I protest to this comparison. In a bizarre coincidence however, I found out Saturday that a friend of mine in LA is friends with this guy, star of CBS's "Yes, Dear." According to said friend, this sitcom star knows all the famous closet gays, as he himself is gay, and specifically pinpointed JJ Redick and the NFL's Troy Aikman. It's speculative at best and I'm not sure the relevancy of any of this. But the bottom line is, I'm much more handsome than this guy and really, look more like this.
-Derrick
I always insisted Aikman was gay.
It just seemed weird that he married his publicist right before he became a sportscaster. I want to beleive in conspiracies.
How did you make that hotlink?
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edit: make sure the address is in quotes
I'm on an anti-turf binge so I haven't seen "Derrick" (if that is your REAL name) at Winter League with my own eyes. I did however see THAT guy in the flesh last year.
Some zero-budget flick was being filmed at the Aalto Lounge during the day while I was trying to get some work done at Stumptown (next door). I recognized him but not the actor whose character he was on a date with...both men were both throwing a tantrum about the music playing at Stumpy's.
Two words about that dude: prima donna.
AND he looked like he was about 48.
Gotta love Tom Selleck, he's a v-ball player you know...
Emilio - "What are you doing with that pellet gun?"
Charlie - "It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without changing the course of hisory."
Sorry to interupt this conv, but I just viewed perhaps the greatest moment in cinema history. Towards the beginning of "Men at Work," the Baddie gets "the tape" back to the big boss and when play is pressed....PRESTO! 2 Live Crew's "Move Somethin'." Nothing like the magic of movies.
Upon his demise, a zombified mummycon of Keith David should be enshrined in the Smithsonian Institute for his contributions to humanity.
Men At Work is one of my favorite movies.
The garbage montage to Pump up the Jam, 2 live crew, Keith David, Chainsaw as the pizza delivery guy, written by Emilio himself, and
"Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!"
Tom Cruise drove a little red Ferrari and wore tiny shorts, he was so queermo. Do we even have to mention Higgins! The only thing that Tom had going against him was the body hair, but even that was sexy! Alright, so maybe maybe I'm a little queermo........ in the "if I did hook up with a guy it would be me and the Cruise alone with Matthew McConauhey kind of way." Yummy! Yikes, I hate that word, queermo, and it offends me dearly.
The only Derrick that I remember is that one big ex-football player dude that you only see during PSring League. He's a combination of the Beck Brothers from Swizzle with the skills, scarrrrrrrryyyy!! Look forward to meeting you, Derrick. Not to worry, not in the Matthew McConauhey sort of way.
Oh, Tree and her excuses.
Danimal
I meant "Tom Sellak." Geeze, I'm a tool....
Tom "Selleck"
I was just having a conversation this weekend with a dude I met at my friend Jesse's birthday party. (and he was a dead ringer for Steve Buscemi, so that was awesome)
We were both saying how Magnum is one show from the 80s that is still totally watchable.
It has aged very well, not like the rest of those from that era.
Am I wrong? Did I have this conversation with someone else? I was drunk. I forget.
I hope I was really talking to Steve Buscemi, and not some guy named Greg who looked like him.
Once in everyone's life they have that conversation...Magnum is able to span the decades. It is a cultural rite of passage. Skipped class in college to watch it everyday and can Bobby McFarren the hell out of the theme. Got my wife hooked, but what woman can resist Thomas. How can one possibly confuse Selleck and Cruise? No further discussion necessary...writings on the wall.
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