Internet Phenomena
It's getting all too common for people to just pass around these viral videos.
Just like when Kevin McBrair would use the offset machine in 7th grade and make a billion copies of those little Mickey giving you the finger things, posting videos is p-l-a-y-e-d o-u-t.
But damn if I don't have one that I wanted to show you.
I'll just give you the review.
Okay it starts off with this really lame r&b, like Gerald Levert quality, not even Ralph Tresvant. And then you get some still shots of these high school kids. They have the lamest nicknames, like "Pre$$ure" and "Orlando" and "Pretty Ricky" I almost wonder whether or not they are actual nicknames though.
Anyway, roll tape, and the young dudes start taking off their tops and they get busy with the suroundings. They get in there and dry hump the scenery. Well, 3 dudes do all sorts of shit like air hump nothing, or full on try to fuck the wall, but they spend most of their affections romancing the ottoman. But one dude has class, he doesn't just fuck that furniture, he straight up makes love like he loves his baby mama. It's true. He keeps it real. Don't bother looking it up on Youtube. I gave the video its props.
It's a hoot.
Just like when Kevin McBrair would use the offset machine in 7th grade and make a billion copies of those little Mickey giving you the finger things, posting videos is p-l-a-y-e-d o-u-t.
But damn if I don't have one that I wanted to show you.
I'll just give you the review.
Okay it starts off with this really lame r&b, like Gerald Levert quality, not even Ralph Tresvant. And then you get some still shots of these high school kids. They have the lamest nicknames, like "Pre$$ure" and "Orlando" and "Pretty Ricky" I almost wonder whether or not they are actual nicknames though.
Anyway, roll tape, and the young dudes start taking off their tops and they get busy with the suroundings. They get in there and dry hump the scenery. Well, 3 dudes do all sorts of shit like air hump nothing, or full on try to fuck the wall, but they spend most of their affections romancing the ottoman. But one dude has class, he doesn't just fuck that furniture, he straight up makes love like he loves his baby mama. It's true. He keeps it real. Don't bother looking it up on Youtube. I gave the video its props.
It's a hoot.
Labels: unfortunately i can't show it i'm no hipster tagalong anymore
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