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How come 95% of the women in America between the ages of 14 and 40 would like to hook up with Orlando Bloom, when about 59% could hook up with JD instead?
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posted by The Cruise at 11:02 PM
Monday, October 22, 2007
How come 95% of the women in America between the ages of 14 and 40 would like to hook up with Orlando Bloom, when about 59% could hook up with JD instead?
4 Comments:
this is just an obtuse way for me to state that i think orlando bloom looks like a lesbian.
i find his sex symbol status very disconserting.
I'm pretty sure JD doesn't actually identify as a lesbian though...
she makes out with kathleen in my brain, so she must be a lesbian.
I'm not sure but my guess would be that she identified as transgendered, but I could be wrong.
You make out with Kathleen in your brain, are you as lesbian?
Kathleen used to date Dave Grohl, so obviously the world doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
Has Orlando ever had a mullet? That would really make him look like a lesbian.
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