There Will Be a Party at My House
Good Riddance
Also known as:
Girl Drink Drunk
**** SE F******* (I am not puting my address on the Interweb. Stalkers, y'see.)
Saturday February 11, 2006
8 pm to Close.
Theme?
Drinking fancy cocktails with more than 4 ingredients. You know, what the secretaries for that paralegal office down the block drink for happy hour at Applebees. We're talking umbrellas, coconut, stirring sticks, the little monkees that hang off the side...
Concoctions like:
-Orinx Blu Thunder
-Chocolate Choo Choo
-Shenandoah Mudslide
-Rum Punch & Judy
-Strong Island Ice Tea
-Sizzurp (note Sizzurp is illegal, and only popular in Houston)
What to bring?
-Enough fixings and tools to make your GirlyDrink for ten people (I won’t have a snoopy snow cone maker, mincer, lemon zester, etc.)
Best mixed drink as voted on by a jury of your peers will be awarded a Special Grand Prize. Serious. A good prize. This is worth competing for.
-Quarters
Best pinball score at midnight PST will receive the entire contents of the till.
-Desire for top flite ping pong.
Best ping pong player as determined by the Kobayashi Equation, not simply straight tournament style will receive a box of something that one of my ex roommates left behind.
Remember:
There will be no beer at this party.
If you bring any beer, I’m chucking it over the fence. And that won’t make no one happy but the neighbor’s dog.
Let’s try and be classy for once.
It’s time to puke in different hues.
Feel free to pass this on.
I'm sure I'll be sending out a mass email soon, but you get first dibs, because you are all special.
Also known as:
Girl Drink Drunk
**** SE F******* (I am not puting my address on the Interweb. Stalkers, y'see.)
Saturday February 11, 2006
8 pm to Close.
Theme?
Drinking fancy cocktails with more than 4 ingredients. You know, what the secretaries for that paralegal office down the block drink for happy hour at Applebees. We're talking umbrellas, coconut, stirring sticks, the little monkees that hang off the side...
Concoctions like:
-Orinx Blu Thunder
-Chocolate Choo Choo
-Shenandoah Mudslide
-Rum Punch & Judy
-Strong Island Ice Tea
-Sizzurp (note Sizzurp is illegal, and only popular in Houston)
What to bring?
-Enough fixings and tools to make your GirlyDrink for ten people (I won’t have a snoopy snow cone maker, mincer, lemon zester, etc.)
Best mixed drink as voted on by a jury of your peers will be awarded a Special Grand Prize. Serious. A good prize. This is worth competing for.
-Quarters
Best pinball score at midnight PST will receive the entire contents of the till.
-Desire for top flite ping pong.
Best ping pong player as determined by the Kobayashi Equation, not simply straight tournament style will receive a box of something that one of my ex roommates left behind.
Remember:
There will be no beer at this party.
If you bring any beer, I’m chucking it over the fence. And that won’t make no one happy but the neighbor’s dog.
Let’s try and be classy for once.
It’s time to puke in different hues.
Feel free to pass this on.
I'm sure I'll be sending out a mass email soon, but you get first dibs, because you are all special.
posted by The Cruise at 9:06 AM
4 Comments:
Oh yes, you will get puking in different hues. In college we had daquari (I have no idea how to spell that) night in the dorms. And needless to say we had strawberry colored stains on the carpet for the rest of the year.
I love me some girly drinks...
Maybe car bombs should be excempt from the no beer policy?
A Wisconsin Lunchbox is a glass of half beer and half orange juice, with a shot of Amaretto dropped into it. Like other similar such drinks, it is meant to be consumed quickly.
If car bombs are exempt, you know what I'm bringing.
Car bombs are not exempt.
No beer.
This decision is final.
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