Birdflag's Index
Total mileage on my car: 209,610
Number of times I have had sex in 2006: 0
Percentage of Americans who said in November that the Valerie Plame leak scandal was of “great importance”: 51
Percentage who said, two months before President Nixon resigned, that Watergate was “very serious”: 49
Percentage who said it was “just politics”: 42
Number of times that I have had sex in 2006 now that I remember about the whole midnight is a different day thing: 1
Years since a White House official as senior as I. Lewis Libby had been indicted while in office: 130
Different colors of highliters that I use during the average day: 3
Number of layers in my latest section drawing: 143
Number of layers that are color locked as cyan: 32
Number of U.S. prisoners serving life sentences with no parole for crimes they committed while juveniles: 2,225
Number of prisoners serving such sentences in all other countries worldwide: 12
Weeks that either John or I have won Mercury trivia night in the past 2 months: 7
Number of years the United States could meet its energy needs by burning all its trees: 1
Tons of hurricane-related waste still waiting to be hauled away in Louisiana: 22,000,000
Tons of waste produced by New York City each year: 8,500,000
Percentage of my co-workers that I can’t stand being anywhere near: 8
Percentage by which circumcision reduces the risk of HIV infection, according to a study in South Africa: 60
Average height gain, in inches, of adolescents who use human growth hormone over five and a half years: 2
Cost per inch that represents: $41,000
Amount of numbers that are the same in my home phone and work fax: 6
posted by The Cruise at 1:50 PM
6 Comments:
Wait...what does Ron Harper have to do with that? We need to know.
Birdflag, you're a fountain of great pop culture references. Thank you.
Scrooner: Harper's Index.
God, don't ever lock layer colors! I need to gray that crap out. Seriously, I don't want some pony wall showing up the same lineweight as one of my ducks.
Who cares what I do to my layers, you should be xrefing what I send you anyway.
And they're called 'ducts', no wonder I always have to end up rerouting them from your drawings because you guys have also never heard of 'Floor Joists'.
and i don't really lock the layers, i said that b/c i didn't think anyone would call me on it, it just parsed better than saying i "define by layer"
You were all sick and moody and stuff on New Year's Eve. I surely didn't think you would score that night.
Ron had a serious combover...look how far down on the side of his head his part was...
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