Better Updates in August

this giant catfish is the perfect metaphor for my life


I'm sorry I've been so neglectful.
Lots of work, both with my salaried work, and working hard at avoiding work.

I did recently write some really horrible post about some woman's inneffective tailoring to ease excess pressure on her gunt. It was ugly, unfunny, and I'm lucky my computer crashed as I saved it.

Let the rest of us know what you've slacked on recently.