Don't Be This Guy
For the gals to relate to, and for the guys to take note.
Don't be this guy: The overweight, less than attractive fellow at a party full of attractive athletic types that insists on grabbing a girl's ass and making comments about it all night. Especially if you are said guy AND are married. Gross, gross, gross. And especially please don't go out of your way to reach through a group of people to tap the girl's ass and then motion for her to join you outside when the girl is obviously repulsed by you.
Now if you are A) hot or B) hot & single this MIGHT work, but only if said girl is drunk and 80s dancing.
Lesson learned -- Grabbing ass is fair game only between mutually attractive people.
Any other grab ass stories to share?
Don't be this guy: The overweight, less than attractive fellow at a party full of attractive athletic types that insists on grabbing a girl's ass and making comments about it all night. Especially if you are said guy AND are married. Gross, gross, gross. And especially please don't go out of your way to reach through a group of people to tap the girl's ass and then motion for her to join you outside when the girl is obviously repulsed by you.
Now if you are A) hot or B) hot & single this MIGHT work, but only if said girl is drunk and 80s dancing.
Lesson learned -- Grabbing ass is fair game only between mutually attractive people.
Any other grab ass stories to share?
posted by L-Boogie at 11:53 AM
4 Comments:
I already told you once I was sorry. No need to bring it up again in front of everyone.
I have a real problem eliminating that grabass from my lawn. Almost have to start all over again with sod or reseed.
What if that person isn't married but is always the sweatiest person at the party, always wears a T shirt in constant support of a certain world class soccer team, dances to any kind of music and grabbing your ass or sticking his tongue in your ear and the receiving person is a guy. One word..... respect!
Ma set a new record by changing his shirt 3 times in one night.
He eventually had to wear his new team jersey for its wicking technologies.
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