The Insider:from the outside

Buzz around town says that a certain young man has not only switched teams, he switched TEAMS. You know what they say, once you go ****, you never go ****.
See you at The Manhole, if you know what I mean. Chasing plastic? More like Chasing Amy. If “Amy” were really born a man and named “Dakota” when performing on stage.

You didn’t hear it from me, but what’s that going around all the paddlers in Nopo?
It’s what you get when you put two hands together. And it’s an ITCHY situation.
All right, these allusions are going over your head.
It’s Gonorrhea.
The Clap.
Did I have to draw you a picture?

Honeymooning on the Rocks? Say it ain’t so!
The Oregon Pine saw a certain (three)some canoodling at the front bar on Sunday night.
Hey you kids, (grampa) get a room!

In other news; Back to our two favorite ultimate darlings.
She’s not fat for the winter, she’s eating for two!
Ring a ding ding Bells to save some face? Stay tuned!
Remember, just because white’s your jersey color, you still can’t wear it to the wedding with honor.


Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.