Move Somethin'
The pending deal to sell my house has fallen through, so if you know anyone in Cincinnati looking to buy a reasonably priced move-in ready house direct them to http://www.cbws.com/property/propertydetail.aspx?property=6a2e0162-8d5f-4a5d-afaa-f60cfa9f80d3
To quote Stephen Colbert - "Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the earth?"
So...what is it about the state in which you live that makes people want to flee the Earth?
posted by ajparrillo at 6:36 AM
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play by play of chez parrillillilllo real estate pictures
1 of 10: bad picture, doesn't have any footage of Fred's rock collection
2 of 10: this thing would sell in a second if you'd let the new owner keep the 3'x6' photo of the greaseball sexually assaulting the cute girl.
3 of 10:
put the phone booth back in the corner like god intended
4 of 10: nice cabinets.
5 of 10: does that tv get atari?
6 of 10: i listened to dozens of uncle mark jokes on that porch
7 of 10: 32 years old and have never slept in a different bedroom
8 of 10: you hid the porn!
9 of 10: that actually looks real nice, it's brighter than i remember
10 of 10: money shot, you should have zoomed in on the pigs
1. Fred moved the rocks to his house.
2. That is a loving pic.
3. See Tabby's house.
4. Redone November 05
5. The 2600 is behind the adjacent wall. Still trying to get an Atari Party together.
6. The deck will be there long after the house.
7. I have hit all bedrooms at one point...but is in some way incestuous.
8. I have a computer.
9. Paint and carpet.
10. Or Pan playing the flute.
Flee Oregon? Two things:
1. Tsunami. I can't tell you how many people from both in and out of state think Portland is in some danger of getting hit by a tsunami.
2. The house on Franklin where some guy lives that plays loud, angry music and keeps his blinds closed.
Two things to flee Ohio: (1)Ken (2)Blackwell.
(1) Initiative petition signature gatherers. Also, the cultists; local news stations and their inane anchors; concert goers in Eugene; the natives who drive not only badly, but slowly; and, finally, the preponderance of pseudo (and real) liberal righteous indignation.
Out of 38 words in your post I only understood like 17 of them.
And you don't have a car so why do you care how people drive?
I want to leave PDX because of...SUDS!!!
T-Unit lives in Beaverton anyways.....
Maybe I'll flee to there
Not to pick on Suds, but you've never been anywhere else other than a vacation/school semester in Europe and Eugene. You people from Portland are like, "I want to leave because......" Waaaaaaaawaaaaaa! Live on the east coast for awhile, then you'll realize how well you have it here. I already know that when I move to Maine in August that I'm going to miss the heck out of this place. At least I'm going to the one place that I already know that I can tolerate. If you have to move from one Portland, then just move to the other. I may get Kyle to help me steal Joan of Arc on 39th and Glisan and throw it on my ski rack as a reminder of P-Town. I'll bring it back when I'm done with school in two years.
Dabone, at least he doesn't keep his blinds closed listening to Wilson Phillips while cleaning his vagina. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH buuuuuurrrrnnnnnnn!!!!
I still love you, Suds.
I never said I didn't love this place. Do you ever hear of a West Coaster moving to the East Coast? I think not.
If I lived on the East Coast, these things would make me wish I were on another planet: (1) competitive nature of everything. Also, the Bostontonian accent; impersonality of big cities; natives who not only drive badly, but also insanely; and, the preponderance of pseudo (and real) liberal righteous indignation, at least in New England.
Yeah, they ain't nuu such thang as dat dun liberal snibber jabber that you refer to down dare in da seowuth. Just a lot of rootin, tootin boys in pickups and confederate flags. Alright, so I'm exaggerating a bit.
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