Party review: Liquor Luge
What it is: a tilted block of ice half as big as a city block and 38 gallons of nature's most disgusting distilled alcohol products. With Christmas lights.
-It's not a sprint, it's a marathon.
-Anything produced by the DeKuyper company (a subsidiary of Jack Daniels) is shit.
-green apple? more like WTFFlavor.
-I did a lot of pouring, and if I learned one thing it's that when someone says stop, they mean "pour more"*1
-I don't think Ihurt many feelings, nice job by me.
-When Rory says she doesn't have to drive, try and give her the biggest shot possible.
-Whoever didn't ride a bike there is a dunce. Ride a bike you big dummy.
-I missed that numbskull guy from Tacoma that came last year.
By the way: Cleveland Browns comparison to Swizzle.
They've been around for ever, everyone can name a favorite player from the past, it's easy to hate individuals on the team, impossible to hate them as a whole, and no matter how good they look on paper, they're not gonna pull out that big win like you expect them to.
Plus:Bernie Kosar.
*1 do not apply this to real life. No always means no.
What it is: a tilted block of ice half as big as a city block and 38 gallons of nature's most disgusting distilled alcohol products. With Christmas lights.
-It's not a sprint, it's a marathon.
-Anything produced by the DeKuyper company (a subsidiary of Jack Daniels) is shit.
-green apple? more like WTFFlavor.
-I did a lot of pouring, and if I learned one thing it's that when someone says stop, they mean "pour more"*1
-I don't think Ihurt many feelings, nice job by me.
-When Rory says she doesn't have to drive, try and give her the biggest shot possible.
-Whoever didn't ride a bike there is a dunce. Ride a bike you big dummy.
-I missed that numbskull guy from Tacoma that came last year.
By the way: Cleveland Browns comparison to Swizzle.
They've been around for ever, everyone can name a favorite player from the past, it's easy to hate individuals on the team, impossible to hate them as a whole, and no matter how good they look on paper, they're not gonna pull out that big win like you expect them to.
Plus:Bernie Kosar.
*1 do not apply this to real life. No always means no.
posted by The Cruise at 2:27 PM
6 Comments:
Can you or can't you give yourself a nickname and then put on a tshirt?
how many pictures will you appear in next year -when sparky sends the invite with links to photos from the other night?
You can. and he did. He even wore it to his team practice.
It is known to be illegal to give yourself a nickname. It is also illegal make a shirt with that nickname.
However, I never tried to give myself the nickname. "The Cruise" is a state of mind, it is not a noun. It is more of a pluperfect subjunctive. Other people*1 made me become the "The Cruise". The tshirt came out of the simple desre to play off people's assumption that Cruise was for Tom Cruise. So I recreated his "Vincent" shirt from Color of Money. My brain is working 5 steps of pop culture ahead of everyone elses.
*1 Mainly my sworn aenenome, Matt Hopkins.
or behind...
Favorite Swiz player from the past: Jonny I. Is there another? I don't think so.
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