Halloween

What did you wear this year?

All in a Day's Work

A Man rings his boss and says, "I have to take a day off work, because my wife and I are having a baby."
"oh, ok."
The next day the man comes to work and his boss says, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
The man says, "I dunno, I'll tell you in 9 months."

Kids Say the Darndest Things

"Order me a Hammy's Pizza"
-Charles S. age 6

Humor in Cuneiform

Humor in Uniform

My commanding officer corporal from boot camp told me this story when we were on a march. It helped pass the time and me and my fellow GIs got a healthy laugh out of it. That was important because over 30% of us would later die in the Ding Dang Offensive.

Once upon a time in the Army, there were two privates named In and Out. When In was in, Out was out and when In was out, Out was in. One day, when Out was in and In was out, the lieutenant asked Out to find In and bring In in. So... he looked around the forest, found In, and brought In in. The lieutenant asked, "How did you find In so quickly?"
And he said, "In Stinks."
I forgot to mention that the privates were anthropomorphic skunks.

-Private first class alpha squadron Walter Dunnigal

More changes

With the sudden closing of the Reader's Digest offices, I've been able to snap up some of the great columns in their stable. Look for updates in the next few days showing off our new material.

Words I always get wrong.

This weekend my friend was asking about the difference between IRONY and COINCIDENCE.
That conversation reminded me of what I always mess up. I never use the words HUMMUS and HUBRIS correctly. They are not as interchangeable as you might think.

BIG COUNTRY

IN A BIG COUNTRY

The weirdest thing

Itunes thinks my copy of Parts and Labors "Stay Afraid" is actually Brainiac's "stuckbunnybaby"

The weird thing is that they are both awesome albums and I sort of wish I was listening to stuckbunnybaby"