Kanye Kills Everything he Touches

Time delayed Poison I think

my all time favorite racist hillbilly

Working Hard....or Hardly Working?

I stole this exerpt from somewhere else.

Productivity Increases. The surface media always trumpets the latest increases in worker productivity, as though this is good news for anyone other than big business. For most ordinary people, increased productivity simply means that they have been working harder and longer for the same amount of money. Looking at it another way, increased productivity means that your real wages are dropping.

Proof of the negative in “productivity increases” is that it is usually accompanied by increases in the number of homeless people and people without health care. Obviously, more people would be employed if the other workers were not so damn “productive” by doing the jobs of two people for the price of one!...........

my mail manifesto

There's a graph I write out in my head when I meet someone new.
At first I decide to like everybody. You might not believe it, but I love everybody before I meet them. The second I see them for the first time it automatically drops into dislike, or more accurately, not as much love. Then there is this giddy little spot where you can learn one quick factoid about a person, the first impression if you will, that swings things wildly but always lower, unless you hated the person the first time you met. Then after a while, you come to the damning evidence. This is when you first find out out something horrible about the person. Sometimes it comes the same time as the first impression, but usually it happens much later.
Finally you hit the I know you stage.
This is where the person would pretty much have to succumb to mental illness or advanced drug addiction and become an entirely different person for you to change your opinion.


Notice, my self growth has nothing to do with any of this.

Visitation rights

These are the site meter counts for the blog from last week.

Visits

Total ........................ 3,331
Average per Day ................. 11
Average Visit Length .......... 1:33
This Week ....................... 75

Holy shit. I must do a lot of things for my own vanity.

Advice I've Received

1-IF YOU WANT TO GET A DATE WITH A GIRL ON FRIDAY YOU MUST CALL HER BEFORE WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON
This is bunk. I could call a girl on Monday two weeks beforehand and istill wouldn't get a date.

2-AN HOUR OF SLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT IS WORTH TWO HOURS AFTER MIDNIGHT
Scientifically proven accurate. To test this out, try going to bed at 10 and getting up at 4. Then try going to bed at 2 and getting up at 8. The latter version is messed.


3-DON'T DROP THE SOAP
Very good advice. If it is a new bar, it can dent or even crack. If it is a little sliver it is very hard to pick up because it will stick to the tub.

4-TAKE IT EASY
i will dude, i will.

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Bruce

That is some mighty binging. Looks like he filled out the squares while drinking too.

Kyle

Never stop. keep it up everyday.

you still have the opportunity to piggy back on the coattails of greatness

Send me your October tally sheet. I am not the only lush.

Things on the Farm

When my parents moved out here this fall, they had to sell off all their farm items.
I've enclosed some photos of the stuff they got rid of.
Post your guesses for what you think each item is for.


ITEM A


ITEM B


ITEM C


ITEM D


ITEM E


ITEM F


ITEM G


ITEM H