Tuesday, March 31, 2009

cat video

Monday, March 30, 2009

Forgotten photos

What else would be better to advertise, yo?

These homeless guys keep their homeless carpet homelessly clean.

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

exagerated at birth

alvin gentry
angelina jolie

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Am I the only person in the world who prefers Shemp over Curly?

Friday, March 20, 2009

How would I know if I caught leprosy?


Webmd isn't exactly being forthright. I'm starting to think there might be some sort of giant governmental cover up on this thing. My finger hurts where my fingernail pulled away from my fingertip, and my skin has been very dry lately. Please respond.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

this post is a failure

I wanted to do this thing where I talked about how Hitler ruined a great mustache, and how nobody else can ever really shave that way again, but the whole point was that I was thinking about it because I saw a picture of Mahmoud Abdul Rauf who was my favorite basketball player while in high school, and he had the mustache for a bit, but all I can find now is pictures of him with a goatee. He might have scoured the internet and deleted them all to cover up his tracks. He does have OCD and tourets, so cockass he could have potentially assshit done it.

So instead, here's other people with Hitlerstaches.
Hitler.


This guy is in the band Sparks. I like them a lot. He is weird. His name is Ron Mael.



Robert Mugabe, he is a bad man.
Charlie Chaplin. Bad man towards women, but never killed anyone.
This is a cat, so it looks like a mustache, but that's just fur.
Oliver Hardy. He was a good man, as all fat men are jolly and good. Quick trivia, his comedy partner held a patent for a camera lens that aided the photography of very pale blue eyes. I didn't look that up, I remembered it from somewhere, so it could be wrong.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I thought this was interesting


Guy gets transcript of the meeting between Lawrence Kasdan/George Lucas/Stephan Spielburg

Indiana Smith

Best part is how Lucas is a pedophile:

George — I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven.

Lawrence — And he was forty-two.

George — He hasn't seen her in twelve years. Now she's twenty-two. It's a real strange relationship.

Stephan — She had better be older than twenty-two.

George — He's thirty-five, and he knew her ten years ago when he was twenty-five and she was only twelve. It would be amusing to make her slightly young at the time.

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Thursday, March 05, 2009

still life in portraiture


You ever meet those people who are proud of being ignorant?
I'm pretty sure this is the topic of a chris rock stand up set, and I believe it wholeheartedly, there is nothing to be gained by being woefully stupid.
Except in one case, maybe two if you count it this way.
Every time I have something above and beyond the slightest bit of computer knowledge in a work environment, it has meant I had to do more work for other people. When I know how to manage layering systems and complex x-referencing situations at work, guess what, people come ask me about it all the time. And I have to do my work, adn theirs as well. If I do know how to do it, but pretend I don't, and look stupid, then say "Ask Jessica" I only have to do my work. Knowing how to type well is a similar thing. If you can't type, you can get the receptionist to do your typing for you. If you do that though, I suggest getting them presents to make up for it.

In that vein, I've thrown together a list of words that I come across and pretend to know what they mean based on context, but am really pretty fucking ignorant about what they really mean. So here's what my brain thinks when I read these words.

ZEITGEIST
zeit means "time", gheist means "ghost". i have no idea what a time ghost is.

PARVO
it's a dog disease, but i don't know what it does.

POSSE COMITATUS
it's latin for "house pussy". or being in a monogamous relationship.

WRIT OF HABEUS CORPUS
It's a contract about living in your body. I end up thinking most latin words mean "house".

OCCIDENTAL
I forget if this means "asian" or "not asian"

SANCTIMONIOUS/SACROSANCT
sanct means "saintly", "sacr-" means "not saintly" It's all a bunch of Catholic stuff about how god is pissed at you, but he'll be cool about it later.

QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRATUM
No idea. I looked it up when somebody on the internet wrote "QED" to end an argument and I'm still lost, because I refuse to read definitions once I find them.

SEBASTOPOL
This is a place, but I don't know where. If you made me guess, I would say it's in Turkey.

SYCOPHANT/SVENGALI
It's bad people in charge of crap, but does it only refer to bad people in charge of dumb people, or kids, or is a sycophant someone who is subordinate? I don't know.

EPOCH
Something to do with time, but not ghost time.

EXPAT
Does this just mean "foreigner who is white"?

CLITORIS
girls like you to touch this magical thing on their body, but only if they already like you, but won't like you if you don't touch or haven't already touched it, or won't touch it right, so it's a catch 22.

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