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Moffths

I have these tiny moffths in the house and they bug me, Haha.
I am not fond of them, but don't want to look them up on the web because it will probably tell me they are shit moths, and I have them because I don't wash my shoes or some crap. Maybe because I eat too much non-vegan food.
They are dumb and I keep smashing them. It's about time to get some poison or whatever.

Latest Thought

One of these is great, the other is really not good at all.


If I were to ever meet the man who invented the regular screwdriver, I would punch him. Man, the regular sucks.

How to Write Comedy Pt1

The wrong way to do it is to put the punchline first, then set up the joke.

The right way is to write something funny.

Here's an example.

Cool Whip is like Whipped Cream just with more sugar and it's shitty.
Miracle Whip is like mayonnaise just with more sugar and it's shitty.
"Whip it" is like the original "Rollerball" just with more Ellen Paige and it's shitty.



See, it's a joke.