high-larious

My coworker Elizabeth is really smart with computers and stuff, she video taped her kids doing this dance and singing, and then she edited the images like computerically.
So what it does is now like anytime you look at the movie below, hit pause on your cd player, then right when the kids 'jump' back to the beginning, unpause, and it will sync up perfectly. This works with all pop music released in English speaking counties. Try it out!

damn work sucks

We just landed this big project here at the firm, and I'm being assigned to it.
It's a good client who pays on time, but he asked for another one of these.



They say once it's actually finished they're going to kill me too and bury me in it.

holy shit guys

Alright, I need some help.
We were just fucking around here at work playing human bowling and one of the other interns accidently hit the cleaning lady really hard with his rolling office chair.

She's not breathing really, what should we do?