Advice I've Received

1-IF YOU WANT TO GET A DATE WITH A GIRL ON FRIDAY YOU MUST CALL HER BEFORE WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON
This is bunk. I could call a girl on Monday two weeks beforehand and istill wouldn't get a date.

2-AN HOUR OF SLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT IS WORTH TWO HOURS AFTER MIDNIGHT
Scientifically proven accurate. To test this out, try going to bed at 10 and getting up at 4. Then try going to bed at 2 and getting up at 8. The latter version is messed.


3-DON'T DROP THE SOAP
Very good advice. If it is a new bar, it can dent or even crack. If it is a little sliver it is very hard to pick up because it will stick to the tub.

4-TAKE IT EASY
i will dude, i will.