MTV Addi-c-tions

Human Giant good...some other show called Scarred scares me.

My Life is Like a Bad Sitcom

these things write themselves

The Ethicist Returns

Is it ethical to heckle buttons? What if it is ironic, as, really, who heckles buttons? She is so nice, and cute.

PUFF Board Sucks. Yay Birdflag Blog!

Spring League 2007 Predictions, by Ashish.

Who's going to take it this year?

Some things to think about:

Ma Bell captaining a team this year -- Much like the rest of his life, ma has
researched the ultimate strategy in picking his team. But the real question
is, how much sweat can a cotton t-shirt hold? Will this slow him down?

The return of Kyle -- Probably most famous for single-handedly deterring
an entire team from returning to SL, you have to wonder how being on a
team with XX and Freels will work out. One word: hilarious.

No poaching first night -- Does this mean that Pat V. can only go in on O
points?

Midgetron Unite -- be afraid. be very afraid.

ashish
eggplant

looks like he's got a case of the mondays!

that shit is fucked up

Flavor of urinary phobia.

Two things.
1. Just caught a blub of a show about the women from both seasons of Flavor of Love on VH1. Yes, I said BOTH seasons...I totally forgot their were two seasone of this nonsense (that I watched) until the women had to describe which one they came from. This along with the never ending deluge of crap news makes me actually think society could be fracturing...and I am right in tow.
2. I am calling for the end of men using stalls to piss in public restrooms. I am sick of having to conduct a detail job of every toilet I attempt to use. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MEN THAT CANNOT USE A URINAL!? How many times have I been pissing at 1 of 5 urinals in a restroom with all others available, and some fool enters and has to use a stall. You are all pussies! If you cannot urinate in semi-public, don't enter the public. All you do is ruin my valuable public shit experiences. Anyways... of what are you afraid?

Goodbye

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooooooooon?

What are the signs of Spring?

tricks with pics

After my recent birthday, I've been consumed with thoughts of my mortality.
So here's a fun quiz to add levity to your day.

Put these folks into order, from oldest to youngest. No fair looking it up.


PAUL MCCARTNEY

KEITH RICHARDS

MY DAD AT MULTNOMAH FALLS

DAVID BOWIE

BLACK SABBATH GUITARIST TONY IOMMI

ANDY SUMMERS FROM THE POLICE (GUY ON THE RIGHT)

WRESTLING LEGEND BIG JOHN STUDD

I saved this gif a while ago

I think I had some ingenious use for it, but I forget the punchline.
It probably involved politics and saying Republicans are dumb.